VROOOOOOOOM!!!!!!!

I scored 86.2..... beat that!

http://www.107.peugeot.co.uk/peugeot.swf

Celeb-Look-Alike

Find the celeb in you... visit My Heritage to see which celeb shares your facial features. Also, I don't know who's cooler to look like... Mark Hamill or Zac Hanson? So hard!

Happy St. Patty's!!

Everyone knows to wear “Green” on March 17th ... But why? ...
And who was St. Patrick??

Saint Patrick was the missionary credited with converting the Irish to Christianity in the late 300’s A.D.

Historical sources report that Saint Patrick was not even Irish! He was born around 373 A.D. in either Scotland or in Roman Britain (the Romans left Britain in 410 A.D.). His real name is believed to have been Maewyn Succat, but he changed it to Patrick after he became a priest. At the age of 16, while living in Ireland, he was kidnapped by pirates and sold into slavery.

During his 6-year captivity, he worked as a shepherd. He found strength in his faith. He finally escaped and made it to France, where he became a priest (and later a bishop).

When he was about 60 years old, St. Patrick traveled back to Ireland to spread the Christian word. He used the green shamrock, which resembles a three-leafed clover, as a metaphor to explain the concept of the Trinity - father, son, and holy spirit. The Irish people embraced him. The old saint died in his beloved Ireland, March 17th, about 460 A.D. The land which once enslaved him, he had set free.

There you have it... an M4M first... something educational on this blog

(this will probably be the last time).

Maury the Great and Pickles

Maury the Great and Peaches

J.O.B.

So, I was going to find a cool quote to maybe post on my facebook under the quotes (by the way, id like to welcome Jonas to the world of facebook). Anyways, I came across this quote,

"A lot of fellows nowadays have a B.A., M.D., or Ph.D. Unfortunately, they don't have a J.O.B." -Fats Domino

I don't know who Fats Domino is, but you and Jonas would probably get along real well.

Jonas once asked me if I had found a J.O.B.. I stood there staring at him trying to figure out what J.O.B. stood for. I clued in a good 15 seconds later.

"Sometimes I feel like my brain just isn't turning on" -Jash (made up just now)

Nike Ad

Nike's attempt at reaching a new age group for selling shoes.
Caption reads: "Two months ago, Gunther Frigglesworth was in the hospital with a broken hip. 10 Minutes from now he'll be eating that pigeon. How does an old man with a surgically repaired hip catch a pigeon?
Just do it."

Hey alzheimers looks like fun!

Random Villainous Quote

Just a random quote from a random villain. Today's quote is from The Joker;
"...after I've gotten rid of Batman and Robin for good, I will rule the waves. Me, the Joker, king of the surf and all the surfers. Then, Gotham City! Later, the world!"

(This guy seems to share my interests in domination.)

A Villain's Introduction

In the spirit of being labelled official villain of Minutes For Memoiries I decided to let you guys take a quiz to determine which villain you are. So click here to take the quiz. Apparantly I'm Venom. (Though Mystique and Catwoman were close seconds.)

Welcome Judas to M4M!

Every blog needs a villain... with that said M4M has searched far and wide for the person that could be trusted the least. Our search invetably led us to Jerusalem to a 20 century-old badass who would sell his mother to the circus for a bag of Doritos. Take a moment to show some love or else he'll betray you. Remember... Keep your friends close but your enemies closer.

I Heart Nunavut!

See that map in the top right hand corner? No? Well then you must be a friggin moron... anyways it looks like this:

Anyhow... let's get to the point. You see the two red dots that are larger than all the rest? That indicates hits or "readership". Now seeing that this bitchin blog is composed in the GTA you would expect for there to be a large red indicator there. But how the hell do you explain that other large dot in Nunavut? I am at a loss for words. The third territory is truly our greatest fan and I'm honoured by this act of loyalty! If anyone from Nunavut ever wants to become a contributing member of M4M you got my vote.

Clooney Wouldn't Mind If He Died.

George Clooney wouldn't mind if he died tomorrow, because he is content with everything he has achieved in his life.

In a recent interview Clooney said that he is happy with his life and feels he has achieved a lot for a 45-year-old. Clooney was stated saying, "If I get hit by a bus tomorrow, I've had a pretty good run."

With all that said, I'm pretty sure that nobody else would care if he died tomorrow either.

Thanks for nothing George. You were the worst Batman ever!

Loser.

The Paper Plane Master

Go play this game..... uber-fun. Basically you create paper airplanes and then see how far you can throw them. My personal best was 45.5 meters. Beat that!

http://solidworkspilot.com/

Biggest Computer Geek - Jesus vs. Satan

Jesus and Satan were having an ongoing argument about who was better on the computer.
They had been going at it for days, and, frankly, God was tired of hearing all the bickering.
Finally fed up, God said, "THAT'S IT! I have had enough. I am going to set up a test that will run for two hours, and from those results, I will judge who does the better job."
So Satan and Jesus sat down at the keyboards and typed away.

They moused.
They faxed.
They e-mailed.
They e-mailed with attachments.
They downloaded.
They did spreadsheets!
They wrote reports.
They created labels and cards.
They created charts and graphs.
They did some genealogy reports.
They did every job known to man.

Jesus worked with heavenly efficiency, and Satan was faster than hell.
Then, ten minutes before their time was up, lightning suddenly flashed across the sky, thunder rolled, rain poured, and, of course, the power went off.
Satan stared at his blank screen and screamed every curse word known in the underworld.
Jesus just sighed.
Finally the electricity came back on, and each of them restarted their computers.
Satan started searching frantically, screaming: "It's gone! It's all GONE! I lost everything when the power went out!"
Meanwhile, Jesus quietly started printing out all of his files from the past two hours of work.
Satan observed this and became irate. "Wait!" he screamed. "That's not fair! He cheated! How come he has all his work and I don't have any?"

God just shrugged and said, JESUS SAVES.

Ode to Failure

Now that we've hit "crunch time" in this semester's academic season I thought it would be fitting to make some form of relevant contribution. We all have those times when we're sick and tired of school and we just "lose it". Below are my favourite examples of a few people who just couldn't keep it in any longer.

Steven Segal- Kung Fu

John Madden New Commercial!

Pop! Goes My Heart

A music video from the movie "Music and Lyrics" starring Hugh Grant and Drew Barrymore. I've had this song stuck in my head for 2 weeks now. POP! Goes My Heart!

B Boy Anthem ft. KRS-One

The craziest b-boy vid ever.

Deep Reflection

The other day I found myself thinking deeply about a few serious issues in life. The most notable of these was, "What would happen if Sideshow Bob and Jack Osborne had a love child?" My quest led me far and near... here, there, and everywhere... until I found the the very product of that lovefest for myself.

Visit here to view the product of my tenuous research.

Welcome to the Dark Side

There is this series on youtube. It's about Chad Vader, he's Darth Vaders cousin. He's the day shift manager at a local supermarket. Watch the plot unfold in the six episodes posted.

A Tribute to Those Trendy Emo Kids

let the video speak for itself.

Collected Material I've Been Meaning to Share

OMGOSH! where have i been? well to be honest, forgot my sign in name. and password. here is some funny stuff i've been collecting over the past... few months now maybe??? anyways, these are great!

the beach party

i need something to write about so im posting about a past experience that was not previously recorded anywhere. enjoy.

One of the beauties of being in university is the fact that you get invited to super sexy parties. I got invited to a beach party. Sorta self-explanatory. You dress up like your going to the beach. The people I know who were hosting this party cranked there apartment up to about 26 degrees. My glasses fogged when I walked in. It was crazy.

Now, you'd think every girl at this party would be walking around in a bikini. Now, in the ideal university situation (**note: not my situation), this would be the best case scenario, but this was not the case. All the girls at the party were quite modest and wore skirts or shorts and a tank top of some sort overtop of there bikini. Every girl did this, except for one......

This girl for some reason wanted to do a shot with me. Now, i was in the middle of my one and only drink so i figured why not. I took the shot. Made her smile. Whatever. She then wanted to dance....

My first thought was....uh, i don't want to dance with this girl, but she bugged me and i finally gave in. I figured why not, it couldn't be that bad.

I guess this is a good time to mention that the girl was trashed. haha. So, we start dancing and immediately this girl starts grinding me to bits. Now she's in nothing else but a bikini. I'm in a bathing suit and t-shirt. I didn't even know this girl. Like, it felt like i lost 0.25% of my virginity right then and there. it was just wrong.

It didn't take me long to realize this is the only way she plans on dancing with me. I waited for God to smite this girl, but unfortunately it didn't happen and i realized I was kinda on my own on this one. So I quickly stop and tell her I don't want to dance in the nicest way possible, "I'm to self-aware to do this."

The conversation continued......
"you should drink more so you feel less self-aware"
"No i have church in the morning"
"Oh what church do you go to?"
"Um, i go to WMB (waterloo medinite bretheren)"
"OMGOSH THATS MY CHURCH!!"

My jaw dropped. I sorta just turned away and sat down. The girl followed.

So were sitting there and she randomly turns to me and says "So, whats your opinion on creative evolution?" I tried not to laugh and explained to her that I really don't care about the structure God used to create the world. I mean the worlds already created. It's here. It's done. When I die I'll find out exactly what he did. Why waste valuable time talking about it now....especially at a nice beach party?

So I start looking around for an opportunity to jump into a conversation with ANYBODY, when she asks me another questions "What's your opinion on homosexuality?"

Well, that one I actually answered. To keep it short and simple it was more or less "hate the sin, love the sinner" and "if u kick gay people out of the church, how the hell are they supposed to get saved." She liked what I said, agreed, but apparently was only pretending to want to have an intellectual conversation (I don't think she could really have one anyways) and asked me to dance again.

I told her I didn't know how to dance. I lied. Revelation 21:8 says i'll burn in hell for lying. Let me tell you, if I had gotten out of dancing with this girl, it would have been worth it. She jumped at the opportunity to teach me how to dance and grabbed my friend Paul as a dance partner to teach me "moves."

I don't understand why she danced normal with Paul, but when it came time to dance with me started her whole bump, grind, and steal more of my purity thang. Oh well, while she was swapping between Paul and I, Paul hinted that she has a boyfriend. So, I ask the drunk "Christian" girl if she had a boyfriend and she told me yes.

"Wheres your boyfriend right now" I asked.
"We don't like to go to parties together, we make each other jealous"
"Oh, I can't dance anymore" I said.
"Why?" she asked.
"Honestly, I'm just way turned on right now" I answered sarcastically
"Um, thats kinda awkward..." (she took it seriously)

So I unintentionally lied. Shoot me. It don't matter, she definetely stopped following me around. Talk about an unhealthy relationship. "We don't like to make each other jealous'. What the frig? Ick. she was a crazy |insert bad word here|

Sorry, I apologize, the boyfriend (who wasnt at the party) is just as pathetic, if not worse, then the girl. God, smite them both.

Moral of the story : don't drink excessive amounts of alcohol, don't be in effed up unhealthy relationships, and don't be a |insert bad word here|

That sums up the crazy part of the beach party.
The End.

Excuse for a post

I am so lame that the topic of my post is "Excuse for a post". I haven't posted in a fair while and feel the need to post, but have absolutely no material to post on. I could probably try and search stuff out, but I'm to lazy at the moment. I'm probably only allowed to do this kind of a post once. If i did it again it would only be repetitive. So, enjoy / / bear with it .....its the last time.

To put some use to this post...I'm going to state the % of postage by each of our bloggers.
49.05% shawn
39.1% josh
10.1% DSW (omgosh he hasn't posted in so long i have forgotten his name....SNAP)
0.75% adam

{{ALL NUMBERS ARE AN APPROXIMATION....I DIDN'T BOTHER CHECKING TO SEE IF THERE WAS AN EASY WAY OF TALLYING THEM.....AND HAVE TOO MUCH OF A LIFE TO DO IT THE LONG WAY}}

its 12am, so, goodmorning starshine! the earth says hello!

That's What You Get!

How to Wipe Your Ass

I don’t remember being shown how to wipe my ass. My mother never knelt in front of me on the toilet and coached me on my form, and I should hope that your parents showed similar restraint. In theory, this is something that we learn through trial and error — even if we don’t remember it — and it is very likely that every person has developed his or her own masterful variation on any number of possible techniques.

With that said, for an official description of various techniques and strategies visit this link.

How Steady is Your Hand?

My Hero

Wow. This guy is my new hero. James Van Iveren (39), who lives with his mother, says he took matters into his own hands because he didn't have a phone to call police. What exactly Mr. Van Iveren did was run upstairs and hack through his neighbours door with a giant sword because he thought that a girl was being raped in the man's apartment. In reality though the neighbour was watching porn and Mr. Van Iveren is in a lot of doo-doo.

Van Iveren was charged with criminal trespass, criminal damage and disorderly conduct, all while using a dangerous weapon, and is scheduled to appear in court March 5. Together, the misdemeanor counts carry a maximum sentence of 33 months in jail.

Story found here.

Another Inconvenient Truth: Never Trust a Politician

Gore's documentary film "An Inconvenient Truth" won an Oscar on Sunday for chronicling his campaign against global warming.

The next day, the Tennessee Center for Policy Research put out a news release saying Gore was not doing enough to reduce his own consumption of electricity.

Utility records show the Gore family paid an average monthly electric bill of about $1,200 last year for its 10,000-square foot home. Gore's home has gas lamps lining his driveway, a heated pool and an electric gate; all of which would be easy to do without.

The Gores used about 191,000 kilowatt-hours in 2006, according to bills reviewed by The Associated Press spanning the period from Feb. 3, 2006, to Jan. 5. That is far more than the typical Nashville household, which uses about 15,600 kilowatt-hours per year. (Gore also owns homes in Carthage, Tenn., and in the Washington area.)

Al Gore was too good to be true. He spent over $30,000 on his electricity and gas bills alone last year and he used more than 20 times the energy of the average American.

Thanks for the cool documentary Al, but you're still a douchebag politician.

Celebrity for a Day

Ever wanted to hang out with a sports icon for a day? Well now you can... for the right price. Playing Field Promotions is a website that shows you what the price tag is to have a sports celebrity show up to your personal event. Buyer Beware... an engagement with Mr. Ovechkin will set you back 20,000-30,000 dollars. Some celebs could be considered a bargain at the 5,000 dollar tag. Imagine having a slumber party with Spud Webb?

The Secret Lives of Celebrities

After doing quite an amount of personal investigation I am willing to make an informed and measured statement regarding the apparent identities of two NBA players.

"I have concluded by the most meticulous of standards, that Nate Robinson of the New York Knicks is indeed Curtis Jackson A.K.A. 50 Cent, and that Anderson Varejao of the Cleveland Cavaliers is undoubtedly none other than Sideshow Bob."

THE BEST VIDEO EVER!!

Public Notice:

New links have been added to the list on the right side of your screen.

1. http://www.streamick.com/index.php is a website which allows you to stream real time television from a variety of t.v. stations.

2. http://channelsurfr.com/ is a website that is much like alluc. Videos include movies, television or cartoons.

3. http://tv-video.net/ is a website which hosts only episodes of uber popular t.v. shows such as Lost or Heroes.

4. http://www.flickpeek.com/ is another site like alluc.

5. http://www.moviefree2.blogspot.com/ ia another site like alluc.

6. http://www.showstash.com/ ia nother like alluc.

FOB- This Aint A Scene

Who really knows what these guys are saying when they sing? Here's one interpretation.

TV Show Review - Heroes

Okay, this show is crazy. I'm spitting out my ranking right now. I give it a 10/10. The only other show I can think of that gets a 10/10 is Seinfeld. So technically this is the only non-sitcom show that deserves 10/10. If you don't watch this because someone said it's as good if not better then X-men and your all like "it can't be, this kid is delusional." Then your a moron. It's amazing.

The show is kinda like X-men. It revolves around a handful of people who find themselves having amazing powers. None of them know each other, but because of future-insight half of the handful know they have to save the world because something in New York is going to explode in 3 weeks. There is also a scientist whose father figured out a way to generate a list of the people with powers. He is trying to go around and get research.

Here are some of the powers so far,

spontaneous regeneration (wolverine had it), creating fire, flying, reading minds, persuasion, killing memories, invisibility, painting the future (which will probably branch to seeing the future), bending time and space (freezing time/goingbackandforth/teleporting), mooching other abilities, seeing how stuff works, walking through walls, alter ego thing, make machines do what you want, remembering everything, melting stuff, radiation.

I'm going to go over the 5 bolded.

Bending Time and Space -- some little japanese man named Hiro discovered it working in the typical cubicle for a giant corporation in Japan. He couldn't really control it though. He tried to teleport to New York city and did it, but also happened to teleport to future New York on November 8 and see New York start exploding before teleporting back. He also tried to go back in time to save this girls life, but went back 6 months, fell in love with her, and she died anyways. The only thing he was ever good at was freezing time in which he won a lot of crapes games. At this point in the show he has lost his powers after he managed to teleport back from falling in love with the girl. He believes he needs to steal a sword to get them back. He's the comic relief in the series. "It is my destiny"

Alter Ego Person -- the person with this gift? is named Nikki. From what I have gotten Nikki's evil and crazy dead sister lives inside Nikki. The evil sister is named Jessica. When Jessica controls Nikki she makes her do bad things like kill people and try and kill her husband. She also happens to be ridiculously strong when she's Jessica. She can break out of handcuffs and has coordination and reaction like a cat. Nikki can't control her. Nikki's husband can walk through walls and Nikki's son can make machines do what he wants. He went to an ATM and made it spit out like 10 grand. What a kid.

Seeing How Stuff Works -- The bad guy in the show is named Sylar. He has the ability to see how things work. So he can look at people with abilities and see how it works for them. He's obsessed with being special so he goes around killing special people DNA or whatever and taking there abilities. Right now he can move objects with his mind, melt stuff, is super smart and a bunch of unknown stuff. The guy who Mooches Other Abilities is named Peter. He doesn't have to kill people to get there ablities. All he does is go near them and he gets them. Right now he can read minds, paint the future, fly, and regenerate spontaneously. The guy who paints the future painted him blowing up New York. Peter thinks its because he mooches to many abilities and goes into an overload. I think Peter's the one who is going to kill Sylar.

That sorta explains something. It's so hard to explain. It's sooo good though. Anyways, 10/10. I'm out.

TV Series Review : Dexter

Dexter is not normal. He does not feel like a regular person and he cannot feel love. He also doesn't like sex (whaaat?). He gets urges to kill people. Dexter is a blood splatter specialist for the floridawhateverpolicepeople. He isn't a bad person, so when he gets the urges he does his own personal detective work and kills bad people. He brings justice to the people the police won't bring justice too. Dexter was adopted and his adopted father happened to be a C.S.I. kinda dude and taught him exactly how to do it all without getting caught (the show consists of brief flashbacks to Dexter's childhood).

So Dexter does his thing.....killing bad people, and its pretty cool. Add another serial killer who knows everything about Dexter and happens to be dating Dexter's sister and messing with Dexter's head (eg. killing Dexter's real father whom he had never met so that he happens to inherit a house and then helping him clean it out with Dexter's sis so he can learn more about Dexter)....and it gets really crazy cool.

It's C.S.I meets serial killer. Just a tad less on the whole hardcore forensics.

I'm fairly sure its an HBO show which pretty much means there is some swears and brief nakedness (usually dead people).

I'll give this show a 9/10.

Balls Out Jeans

Wow this guy is even better.

Whoever did this is my new hero.

this is how you draw a car on MS. Paint.

crazy guitar dude.

Check out the news article here.

Nunavut Calling

So... there's this person who spends a bunch of time checking out our site who lives on the border of Manitoba and Nunavut. If this is you, could you please tell us which province/territory that you live in? It would be really bitchin' if our #1 fan was from Nunavut!

(If you're unaware of just how wicked awesome Nunavut is, you can check some info out here.)

The Complex Reality of An Inconvenient Truth

Do you think you can take on the responsibilities of a climate change? Climb into the Presidents shoes for a fun game where, you as President, make the choices that will make a difference .

When I finished the game I succeeded in reaching the carbon dioxide reduction goals... yet raveged my country with wealth and crime. CRAP! You see if you can do better!

Play Here

Armed Invasion

Another addictive game. Upgrade your defences and increase your chances OR die.

Click Here to Play.

Before "Douche" Became a Popular Insult

They used to show these commercials during dinner. I would always finish my salad really quickly because after I saw one of these commercials I couldn't eat salad dressing for the rest of that night.

Lost in Translation

The Following is the Top Ten Unitentionally Bad Website Adresses:

1. www.whorepresents.com
"Who Represents" where you can find the name of the agent that represents a celebrity

2. www.expertsexchange.com
"Experts Exchange" where programmers can exchange advice and views

3. www.penisland.net
"Pen Island" for all your pen needs--and that's it. Got it?

4. www.therapistfinder.com
"The Therapist Finder." Hmmmm.

5. www.powergenitalia.com
"Power Gen Italia," the Italian Power Generator company. I wonder if they link to www.penisland.com? Bad. Joke.

6. www.molestationnursery.com
"Mole Station Native Nursery" in New South Wales

7. www.ipanywhere.com
"IP Anywhere" for your computer software needs (and only those needs)

8. www.cummingfirst.com
"First Cumming Methodist Church"

9. www.speedofart.com
"Speed of Art" designers

10. www.gotahoe.com
"Go Tahoe" holiday brochure website

Crazy Laws

Everyone loves a good 'ol crazy law! I found a list of crazy laws in America that you can check out here. One of my favourites is, "In California a city ordinance states that a $500 fine will be given to anyone who detonates a nuclear device within city limits." First of all, it's only a $500 fine? Secondly, would there even be a city left after the nuke had detonated? And finally, this law suggests that it's actually ok to set nukes off as long as you don't do it in the city!

Beware of the Gays

Check out this "Christian" website that I came accross. It has a list of artists who are supposedly either gay or propogate a gay message. I'd like to know, "since when was Jay-Z a homo?"

Click Here

Joey and David

These guys produce some of the funniest original material on YouTube. Check out their vids there and visit their website at http://www.joeyanddavid.com/

Watch Prince

Okay, watch this until the silhouette scene ends. Take note of Prince's guitar and the silhouette. I know its supposed to look like the devil, but.....haha.

I'm sorry, but in a room full of guys watching football....you get bad ideas.

Superbowl Commercial -- GTA Coke

This was one of my favorite Superbowl commercials. There were a lot of other real good ones though. I may post them them also.

This Weeks Sign of the Apocalypse

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In 2006 Barry bonds batted .270, hit 26 HR, and had 77 RBI.

In 2006 AL MVP Justin Morneau batted .321, hit 34 HR, and had 130 RBI.

Both of these men have recently inked 1 year deals to return to their respective clubs. Bond's deal was worth 16 million while Morneau's was worth 4.5 million. If you don't understand what the hell is going on, welcome to the club... This is after all baseball, and who really understands it anyways?

P.S. It's interesting to note that Bond's middle name is Lamar... which is quite reminiscient of another famous overpaid athlete with the middle name Lamar who is a giant douchebag as well (Raptors fans no all too well who this bagina is).

Why I'm Wierder Than You

Tonight I stood in the shower for 30 minutes and

repeated the word "insectobots" for half an hour straight.

Beat that!