Habib Dance And Sing
this is my sisters best friend. She made a video. Don't Ask.
12/30/2007
12/22/2007
Just In Time For Christmas!!
How to make bedroom slippers out of Maxi Pads:
Directions:
You need four maxi pads to make a pair. Two of them get laid out flat, for the foot part. The other two wrap around the toe area to form the top. Tape or glue each side ofthe top pieces to the bottom of the foot part.
These slippers are:
* Soft and Hygienic
* Soft and Hygienic
* Non-slip grip strips on the soles
* Built in deodorant feature keeps feet smelling fresh
* No more bending over to mop up spills
* Disposable and biodegradable
* Environmentally safe
* Three convenient sizes: Regular, Light and Get out the Sand Bags.
12/21/2007
12/06/2007
12/05/2007
Sherri Shepherd: Stupid Christian Pt. 2
This moron thinks that it's still possible to sail a boat off of the edge of the world. What the hell are people being taught on Sundays??
Sherri Shepherd: Idiot Christian Pt. 1
Try not to laugh... she's not joking. Jesus' birth predates everything... including: the Earth, trees, Moses, Abraham, and even Noah!!
12/03/2007
11/28/2007
11/25/2007
For Santas Only.
Some kid in Michigan was out late and tried to sneak back into his place of residence (it was a social services agency), so he decided to go down the chimney. He has no Santa skillz though, so naturally, he got stuck. Someone heard him moaning n groaning and the fire department got him out. He didn't die or anything so it's all good. Just a few scratches. Read about it more here if your interested, although i pretty much summed it up.
p.s. is it santa clause or santa claus cause like wikipedia says santa claus and a bunch of places say santa clause so im pretty santa confizzled.
11/21/2007
11/20/2007
11/18/2007
11/17/2007
11/15/2007
Everyone has had more sex than me
For the record this issue doesn't bother me.
p.s. go increase your vocabulary and give some poor peeps some rice. visit www.freerice.com to do it or check out the blog post 3 posts down for more details then visit it.
Screenwriters Strike
So this isn't really brand new news (DOUBLE NEWWWW), but I'm bored and haven't written anything in a while so i figured what the heck.
So the writers are all on strike which means once they run out of pre-written scripts tv as we know it will probably come to a halt for some period. More than likely a mass amount of crappy reality shows will pop up to replace it. Sounds exciting doesn't it? What am I supposed to do...watch reality tv? Ew (I'm not dissing all reality tv...just a lot of it). Of course, the strike also affects movie scripts and whatever else you need scripts for (mind went blank). Tv is definitely my main concern though, I figure I can survive for a while without Transformers 2 and the next Steve Carell movie.
Now, don't get me wrong, I totally support the strike and what the screenwriters are doing. The writers make the show more than the actors do. They deserve to get more money and a cut of the dvd sales. I'm just giving a selfish rant because I want to find out who House hires sometime over the next year. If the strike is anything like the last time than I won't (the last strike lasted 5 months and was in 1988). So in defense for the writers, I'm going to blame the assholes not paying them for the cause of the strike.
For more info check out this article in the NY Times. It might be a crappy article. I'm tired and just grabbed the first one i found, but I figured I had to post some sort of link. So here it is. ilovetelevision.
11/12/2007
Free Rice [dot] Com
FreeRice is a sister site of the world poverty site, Poverty.com.
FreeRice has two goals:
1. Provide English vocabulary to everyone for free.
2. Help end world hunger by providing rice to hungry people for free.
This is made possible by the sponsors who advertise on the site.
Whether you're the CEO of a large corporation or a self employed street bum, improving your vocabulary can improve your life. It is a great investment in yourself.
Perhaps even greater is the investment your donated rice makes in hungry human beings, enabling them to function and be productive. Somewhere in the world, a person is eating rice that you helped provide... for nothing.
Visit the site, and do something positive today other than achieving a new high score on Guitar Hero.
11/07/2007
Funniest David Blaine Ever
May Contain Course Language That May Not Be Suitable For All Ages....just most of them.
11/06/2007
10/31/2007
Top TenHallow's Eve...
Top Ten Reasons Trick-or-treating is better than sex.
Number 1:
If you don’t get what you want, you can always go next door...
10/30/2007
Top Ten Hallow's Eve...
Top Ten Reasons Trick-or-treating is better than sex.
Number 2:
Less guilt the next morning.
10/29/2007
Top Ten Hallow's Eve...
Top Ten Reasons Trick-or-treating is better than sex.
Number 3:
It doesn’t matter if kids hear you moaning and groaning.
10/28/2007
Top Ten Hallow's Eve...
Top Ten Reasons Trick-or-treating is better than sex.
Number 4:
If you wear your Batman mask, no one thinks you’re kinky.
10/27/2007
Top Ten Hallow's Eve...
Top Ten Reasons Trick-or-treating is better than sex.
Number 5:
If you get a stomach ache, it won’t last 9 months.
10/26/2007
Top Ten Hallow's Eve...
Top Ten Reasons Trick-or-treating is better than sex
Number 6:
The person you’re with doesn’t fantasize you’re someone else.
10/25/2007
Top Ten Hallow's Eve...
Top Ten Reasons Tick-or-treating is better than sex.
Number 7:
You don’t have to compliment the person who gave you candy.
10/24/2007
Top Ten Hallow's Eve...
Top Ten Reasons Trick-or-treating is better than sex.
Number 8:
The uglier you look, the easier it is to get some.
10/23/2007
Top Ten Hallow's Eve...
Top Ten Reasons Trick-or-treating is better than sex.
Number 9:
If you get tired, wait ten minutes and go at it again.
10/22/2007
Top Ten Hallow's Eve...
Top Ten Reasons Trick-or-treating is better than sex.
Number 10:
Guaranteed to get at least a little something in the sack.
10/18/2007
10/17/2007
10/15/2007
Canadian Crisis
Check out the Daily' Show's Dan Bakkedahl and his investigation into immigration in Canada.
Features Edmonton Oiler's Raffi Torres.
Features Edmonton Oiler's Raffi Torres.
9/09/2007
Mattresses Underwater
Mattresses Underwater
There are places
Some of us can't face yet
And even though we see it
We just swear God's sleeping
So we say,
"Ash to ash, and dust to dust,
We're all gonna die so we have to trust in something"
Though it might be nothing
But it’s gotta be something.
Now we mean it in our homes where we're sleeping
We call it mattresses underwater but the gutters are seeping
So we say,
"Ask and ask and we'll return
The same old favors till it’s our own turn"
We got ash in our pockets and dust in the urn,
Another forty years for you
And yours to learn.
Love was made like some ship at bay, never to see waves
We'll probably all crash anyway.
When we see it we don't believe it
We've got our faces made for smiling, but we are weeping
We got ash in our pockets and dirt in the urn
Another forty years for you and yours to learn
You say, "all you ever talk about is dying and it's getting so old"
And we say, "love was made Like some book or a page just ripped out but never read anyway" And you say "love was made like a ship at bay never to see waves"
We should probably get used to it, but we don't!
Now I see it...Now I see it...Now I see it...Now I see so clear.
She's got her hands in her pockets and she's walking around
She's got a face made for smiling but she's making a frown
She says, "all you ever talk about is letting us down
If you ever see me dying, just put me in the ground."
8/29/2007
8/22/2007
8/09/2007
8/03/2007
Ronald Jenkees, Maestro
I was reading a column on ESPN a couple of months ago, when the columnist, Bill Simmons, posted a link to a video of Ronald Jenkees remixing the Rocky theme song. Seeing as the Rocky movies are legendary, I had to take a look. And I found the sickest remix ever!!!!
Jenkees is a self-taught musician who does his own beats electronically and adds keyboard bits as well as his own voice (sometimes). The result is some pretty cool music. Don't believe me? Have a listen!
He's just a regular guy from Kentucky, one of the most modest people on Youtube. (And yes, somewhat awkward on camera as well.) You can check him out at ronaldjenkees.com
Enjoy!
8/02/2007
7/29/2007
Remarkable :)
Just watch and see my next goal I want to accomplish if I fracture my foot at work again!
Gay Fruit-booters
This is worth the 50 something next seconds of your life!... Especially because we've taken a summer holiday I didn't think this could not wait until September!
7/06/2007
THE GREATEST SONG OF ALL TIME!!
If you disagree... post your alternative. I guarantee that there are fewer painted faces, body suits, and hairy chests!!
7/04/2007
6/24/2007
6/22/2007
6/20/2007
6/15/2007
Transformers Theme
Born in the 80's?
Grew up with The Transformers?
Going to see the movie?
Like MuteMath?
Click Here!
6/14/2007
6/13/2007
Quite possibly the best part of the Stanley Cup Finals
Sad, isn't it, that a celebrity is the best part of a sporting event? (Fault lies with the NHL for letting the finals go back to clutch-and-grab hockey!)
6/11/2007
The Church and Banana-Coloured Unitards Pt. 2
Just for fun.... this article will be published on www.theooze.com on June 22. Join the conversation there and mess with peoples heads. I'm expecting people to defend the church and suggest reasons why people should attend. In turn I hope to steer the conversation to Jesus... who instead of expecting people to come, expects US to GO! 5/23/2007
In homage to our origins....
Two years ago to the day, Oprah's couch was witness to one of the greatest displays of celebrity craziness of all time. From this moment, the posters here at M4M derived their title as couch-jumping losers. In honour of such a momentous anniversary, I've posted the original clip of Tom Cruise professing his love for Katie Holmes. Enjoy!
5/22/2007
Brand New - Welcome to Bangkok @ koolhaus, toronto
Ummm.....
So about 19 people got on stage (all members of Colour Revolt,Anathallo, and Brand New) to perform a 10 minute version of Welcome to Bangkok. Highlights included:
1. a guy on stage playing a piece of watermelon with drum sticks.
2. Jesse from Brand New getting hit in the head with a foreign object and being carried off stage.
3. A guy running around with no shirt and a raccoon hat with ears on.
4. A guy playing drums with his head inside the drum.
5. A bunch of stacked cabinents falling on top on a guy from Colour Revolt.
6. About $15,000 worth of musical instruments needlessly destroyed in a period of time which is shorter than it takes for some people to take a dump.
CRAZY! We missed you Adam.
Best Mini-Putt Game on the Net
try and beat my score of -11... it's pretty simple, just watch out for hole #8. it's a doozer.
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5/17/2007
The Church and Banana-Coloured Uni-tards
A year and a half ago I made a decision to take a hiatus from the local church for several reasons. One of these reasons was to better understand the 80% of Canadian society that doesn’t attend church regularly. The results of my time formed conclusions that were obvious to me before my temporary “exodus”, but still pose interesting questions.
After 18 months I didn’t miss: corporate worship, lengthy sermons, many irritating people, early Sunday mornings, wearing my “Sunday best”, Christian sub-culture, and crap theology just to name a few. “Church” irritates me. It’s as uncomfortable as ants crawling under your skin while you’re wearing a banana-coloured uni-tard (Definition of uni-tard: a seamless spandex garment [often referred to as a body suit] usually worn by Cirque Du Soleil types which constricts epidermal breathing and typically displays male genitalia like a sculpture in an art gallery à la Michelangelo’s David) Arggghh…..
I know that I can be negative and I am aware that deep down inside my subconscious there are things that I really did enjoy. Daydreaming was one of these joys. In the hustle and bustle of everyday life, people rarely take time to daydream because the meaningless hours to waste away the day simply don’t exist. Even if someone could find the time to daydream the likely outcome would be actual dreaming as sleep would soon ensue as the individual would succumb to the sexy temptation of a “cat nap”. When considered, Church affords the perfect opportunity for daydreaming. It’s a place where it’s considered “socially unacceptable” to fall asleep (though it’s often a common practice) which deters somewhat from the enticement of the cat nap, therefore providing the perfect opportunity to daydream about more attractive realities. Also, the fact that there is very little entertainment options at the immediate disposal of the congregant also adds to the ideality of the environment (There are always tithing envelopes or bulletins to doodle on, but this becomes old very quickly). The perfect opportunity to let your mind go comes precisely after corporate worship when the talking head opens and closes its cavernous orphus continually sucking back oxygen as ammunition for the weekly verbal marathon. It is precisely in these forty-five minutes each week that the ideal opportunity to reflect upon alternative realities takes place. For fun I used to dream about an impromptu game of football where I tackle the minister in the middle of the sermon just to see what the reaction would be. I could play out the whole scenario in my mind. In my thoughts I had brought a Nerf ball to Church that morning and yelled out the play; “Blue forty-two, Blue forty-two” before snapping the ball to myself. I’d then throw the ball to the talking head, who I assumed could catch the ball in its mouth with ease, before I would switch teams to play defense and tackle the suit and tie.
Something else that was fun was to sit on the balcony admiring the various types of male pattern baldness of the congregants below and dream about each of those hairstyles being on my head. The comb-overs were always fun to imagine. I could picture myself holding up my arm in a ninety-degree-angle, with my hand formed into something looking like a chicken head, and saying in a thick New York accent, “You’re fired.” See, Church isn’t all bad. These were things that I really did enjoy about my Sabbath. If I could daydream forty-five minutes per week, that would equal a total of thirty-nine hours per year spent in that part of your brain which was largely left behind when you became too old to believe that that there was such a thing as Bigfoot or aliens (If you just said, “aliens don’t exist” in your head right now, your imagination is about as real as the objectivity of “independent journalism”).
And here within this reality lies the futility of living out a “call” to ministry. Because the local Church is an organism composed of human beings infected with human nature, it will never be something that is seamlessly enjoyable. There will always be experiences or people which make atheism appear to be a healthy alternative to the Church, no matter how much fun Sunday afternoon daydreaming or tithing envelope doodling can be. Yet the reality exists that the undesirable alternative to organized religion is disorganized irreligion, which really isn’t an alternative at all.
Herein lays the balance for me. I am unwaveringly committed to Jesus. And as such, I am hopelessly committed to the local church with all my life because Jesus is its’ “head”, and it’s his “bride”.
This temporary exodus still begs the million dollar question (or “the twenty-four million Canadians question”): "If someone who is entirely devoted to Christ and “called” to ministry within a local church setting has trouble finding significant value (pro’s outweighing con’s) in the local church, why then should the 80 percent of Canadian society outside the local Church consider attending?"
5/14/2007
5/10/2007
Charlton Heston Ain't Got Nothin on Lego Moses
If you enjoy reading your bible or like stories from the bible in general and wish they had pictures, this is for you.
If you watched "Monty Python and the Holy Grail" and thought the Lego reenactment of the Knights of the Round Table song was pretty funny, you may find this amusing.
If you own at least one of the Star Wars Lego video games, you'll more than likely enjoy a chuckle at this.
It's an entire site dedicated to the creation of "The Brick Bible". Essentially the bible with Lego people pictures and some amusing speech bubbles.
Move over Comic Bible.
Visit here: www.thebricktestament.com (caution may contain pictures of extreme lego violence)
Added Bonus: The Camelot song from Monty Python
I apologize if any of this has been previously posted. Enjoy.
Robots.
Everyone take note of the name: Yoshiyuki Sankai. He has created a technology that if used for evil could lead to some very anime-esque apocalypse scenarios. The Hybrid Assistive Limb (Hal) created at Tokyo university adds strength and power to the person using it. Also, (and more importantly) it allows the user to look like a total badass and destroy inferior humanoids with the merciless efficiency of a godless killer robot. Let's hope this Dr. Sankai is a nice guy. He wields the power to kill us all.
5/09/2007
Spiderman 3
Do NOT go and see this movie. I repeat do not actually pay money for this film. I actually did and wish I could have 2 hours and 2o minutes of my life back.
5/08/2007
Canadian spy games?!
Canadian coin collectors beware! If you or anyone you know have a commemorative Canadian 25 cent coin with a red poppy on it, you may be under surveilance of the Canadian Government...or at least the U.S. intelligence thought. Don't believe the crazy accusations? Read the full article off the Globe And Mail.
The Last Stand
Manage your time during the daylight hours to search for weapons, survivors and to repair. Move with the WASD keys and aim/shoot with your mouse. Reload with the R key. Press space bar to switch weapons. Can you survive all 20 nights? I did.
Stop Disasters..
A game where its your responsibility to avoid global disaster with you as the preventative architect...
5/03/2007
Fun With Logic!
check out this game that i found while randomly trolling the interweb. if you can get past level 22, you deserve a medal. you will become my hero for the day. seriously.
5/02/2007
Oh Bruce Willis....
for those of you who didn't catch it, bruce willis did an interview on tsn during the raptors game the other night in which he appeared to have had more than a few "wobbly pops"before the interview. he refused to give the interview (which was really a shameless plug for his new Die Hard movie) unless some kid sitting beside him was included. and to top it all off, he used a word that one cannot repeat on this family-friendly site.......so i'll let bruce say it to you himself!
you tell me, was he drunk or not? more importantly, is this a big deal or not? viewers only lodged one (1) complaint about it though, so apparently it isn't. isn't this the same continent where janet jackson's nipple 'slip' ended her career?
oh yeah, the one other issue here: what kind of sports media is tsn? seriously, they're turning into a canadian version of fox! they might as well start bringing canadian tv stars to games to plug ctv's shows! what happened to the sports coverage? in the words of a famous fast food commercial, Where's the Beef?!?
5/01/2007
The Best Street Soccer Freestyler
Wait until you see this kid Tsatsulow... absolutely mind bottling.... or blowing.
4/30/2007
Pics to Polaroids
Now you can magically convert any of your digital pics into polaroids. For those who miss that old school white edging around your photos, click here to convert.
4/29/2007
Take the Lust Test
Are you guilty of the sin of lust?Take the test here
I scored 50% which apparently makes me a perve.....ha
7 Deadly Sins
This site lists and goes over the 7 deadly sins.
My favorites are....
Lust --> Why do you do it? Oh please.
Anger --> Your punishment in Hell will be: You'll be dismembered alive.
Check it out here
4/25/2007
Random Odds
Odds of being an astronaut: 13,200,000 to 1 (sorry kids)
Odds of getting a hole in one: 5,000 to 1 (sorry tiger)
Odds of finding out your child is a genius: 250 to 1 (sorry parents)
Odds of getting away with murder: 2 to 1 (sorry jonas)
Odds of dating a supermodel: 88,000 to 1 (sorry shallow dude)
Odds of being considered possessed by Satan:7,000 to 1 (sorry satan)
Odds of becoming a saint: 20,000,000 to 1 (sorry priests)
Check out more stats here!
There is hope for us!
According to a recent study your intelligence has nothing to do with your overall wealth. The average income difference between a person with an IQ score in the normal range (100) and someone in the top two percent of society (130) is currently between 6,000 and 18,500 dollars per year (thats a pay difference not a wealth difference). But when it came to total wealth and the likelihood of financial difficulties, people of below average and average intelligence did just fine when compared to the super-intelligent.So yea, if your stupid and you happen to be into money....theres hope. The Article is here.
Let's Deposit a Horse
Too drunk to go home, but stuck with your horse? No worries, visit your bank!Full story here
4/21/2007
It's the time, of the season for loving!
Wow...I don't even have words.......................nope I got nothing!
The Odds Of Death
After reading Judas' post on vending machines i wondered what the odds were of dying. Here are some of them.....
Odds of Dying of External Causes of Injury - 1 in 22
(ex. car crash, shot, plane...ANYTHING UNNATURAL)
Odds of Dying from a Motor Vehicle Accident - 1 in 100
Odds of Dying from an Air Travel Accident - 1 in 20,000
Odds of Dying from a Dog Attack - 1 in 147,717
Odds of Dying from Asteroid Impact - 1 in 500,000
Odds of Dying from Fireworks Discharge - 1 in 615,488
Odds you'll kill yourself - 1 in 121
Check some more out here and here.
4/19/2007
DEATH BY VENDING MACHINE!!!!
So I was browsing some statistics (American) and stumbled upon this lovely...13 people each year are killed by Vending Machine's falling on them. There it is...death by vending machine. Now I know we've all seen the Homer Simpson clip where he struggles with the vending machine, but how determined (or desperate) are these brave souls who wrestle with the injustice of having to pay a machine for a small snack item. I can say this much about them; Vending machine 13...fat hungry guys 0.
the saga continues....
so......this weeks action in the war of racism brought to you by Don Imus and Al Sharpton. my question: is there a right way to handle something like this?
obviously Imus should not have said what he did - but to be fair, his comments were not inherently racist. the fact that he said them regarding a team comprised of black athletes is what made them racist in the eyes of the beholders. if he had said the same thing about a team of white athletes, would the reaction be the same? or would this not even be a blip on the media radar (remember, he was a shock jock to begin with)? is the problem for Don Imus that he is racist? or that American society is way too sensitive?
let's not forget that Al Sharpton's words, rather than help bring some desperately needed reconciliation, turned what was a pinprick into a gaping wound. are his actions, which perpetuate racism in America by blowing it out of proportion, acceptable? or should he also be held accountable for his words?
let me know what you think.
on a completely uncontroversial note, hello to everyone. i'm the newbie. i promise i'll post more links to help you waste time (the internet is so cool that way). until then, semper ubi sub ubi!
NEW LAYOUT.
Any comments about the new layout?
Plus, one of Jash's friends has been sent an invite to become a contributor... be on the lookout for a new member.
Mute Math - Typical
One of the craziest band videos I have ever seen. They sing backwards....the drummer plays backwards....its all...backwards.....
I'm going to post the making of, if I can find it.
Dear "Cancerous-Tumor" in my friend,
This is what I think of you.
That is all.
4/18/2007
Miss USA 2007 is...........
Mark my words... this poo pirate goes home this week. This is prophetic.
Trouble Paying Rent?
Don't fall behind on your rent with this landlord, or she will straight up kick your ass!
#200
It's hard to believe, but it's finally here. We have officially reached our 200th post! Congrats on the not-so-hard-work... and cheers to all the culture bashing and laughs we've had thus far!
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