2/28/2007

My Hero

Wow. This guy is my new hero. James Van Iveren (39), who lives with his mother, says he took matters into his own hands because he didn't have a phone to call police. What exactly Mr. Van Iveren did was run upstairs and hack through his neighbours door with a giant sword because he thought that a girl was being raped in the man's apartment. In reality though the neighbour was watching porn and Mr. Van Iveren is in a lot of doo-doo.

Van Iveren was charged with criminal trespass, criminal damage and disorderly conduct, all while using a dangerous weapon, and is scheduled to appear in court March 5. Together, the misdemeanor counts carry a maximum sentence of 33 months in jail.

Story found here.

2/27/2007

Another Inconvenient Truth: Never Trust a Politician


Gore's documentary film "An Inconvenient Truth" won an Oscar on Sunday for chronicling his campaign against global warming.

The next day, the Tennessee Center for Policy Research put out a news release saying Gore was not doing enough to reduce his own consumption of electricity.

Utility records show the Gore family paid an average monthly electric bill of about $1,200 last year for its 10,000-square foot home. Gore's home has gas lamps lining his driveway, a heated pool and an electric gate; all of which would be easy to do without.

The Gores used about 191,000 kilowatt-hours in 2006, according to bills reviewed by The Associated Press spanning the period from Feb. 3, 2006, to Jan. 5. That is far more than the typical Nashville household, which uses about 15,600 kilowatt-hours per year. (Gore also owns homes in Carthage, Tenn., and in the Washington area.)

Al Gore was too good to be true. He spent over $30,000 on his electricity and gas bills alone last year and he used more than 20 times the energy of the average American.

Thanks for the cool documentary Al, but you're still a douchebag politician.

2/22/2007

Celebrity for a Day


Ever wanted to hang out with a sports icon for a day? Well now you can... for the right price. Playing Field Promotions is a website that shows you what the price tag is to have a sports celebrity show up to your personal event. Buyer Beware... an engagement with Mr. Ovechkin will set you back 20,000-30,000 dollars. Some celebs could be considered a bargain at the 5,000 dollar tag. Imagine having a slumber party with Spud Webb?

2/21/2007

The Secret Lives of Celebrities

After doing quite an amount of personal investigation I am willing to make an informed and measured statement regarding the apparent identities of two NBA players.

"I have concluded by the most meticulous of standards, that Nate Robinson of the New York Knicks is indeed Curtis Jackson A.K.A. 50 Cent, and that Anderson Varejao of the Cleveland Cavaliers is undoubtedly none other than Sideshow Bob."




THE BEST VIDEO EVER!!

Public Notice:


New links have been added to the list on the right side of your screen.
  1. http://www.streamick.com/index.php is a website which allows you to stream real time television from a variety of t.v. stations.

2. http://channelsurfr.com/ is a website that is much like alluc. Videos include movies, television or cartoons.

3. http://tv-video.net/ is a website which hosts only episodes of uber popular t.v. shows such as Lost or Heroes.

4. http://www.flickpeek.com/ is another site like alluc.

5. http://www.moviefree2.blogspot.com/ ia another site like alluc.

6. http://www.showstash.com/ ia nother like alluc.

2/19/2007

FOB- This Aint A Scene

Who really knows what these guys are saying when they sing? Here's one interpretation.

2/15/2007

TV Show Review - Heroes



Okay, this show is crazy. I'm spitting out my ranking right now. I give it a 10/10. The only other show I can think of that gets a 10/10 is Seinfeld. So technically this is the only non-sitcom show that deserves 10/10. If you don't watch this because someone said it's as good if not better then X-men and your all like "it can't be, this kid is delusional." Then your a moron. It's amazing.

The show is kinda like X-men. It revolves around a handful of people who find themselves having amazing powers. None of them know each other, but because of future-insight half of the handful know they have to save the world because something in New York is going to explode in 3 weeks. There is also a scientist whose father figured out a way to generate a list of the people with powers. He is trying to go around and get research.

Here are some of the powers so far,

spontaneous regeneration (wolverine had it), creating fire, flying, reading minds, persuasion, killing memories, invisibility, painting the future (which will probably branch to seeing the future), bending time and space (freezing time/goingbackandforth/teleporting), mooching other abilities, seeing how stuff works, walking through walls, alter ego thing, make machines do what you want, remembering everything, melting stuff, radiation.

I'm going to go over the 5 bolded.

Bending Time and Space -- some little japanese man named Hiro discovered it working in the typical cubicle for a giant corporation in Japan. He couldn't really control it though. He tried to teleport to New York city and did it, but also happened to teleport to future New York on November 8 and see New York start exploding before teleporting back. He also tried to go back in time to save this girls life, but went back 6 months, fell in love with her, and she died anyways. The only thing he was ever good at was freezing time in which he won a lot of crapes games. At this point in the show he has lost his powers after he managed to teleport back from falling in love with the girl. He believes he needs to steal a sword to get them back. He's the comic relief in the series. "It is my destiny"

Alter Ego Person -- the person with this gift? is named Nikki. From what I have gotten Nikki's evil and crazy dead sister lives inside Nikki. The evil sister is named Jessica. When Jessica controls Nikki she makes her do bad things like kill people and try and kill her husband. She also happens to be ridiculously strong when she's Jessica. She can break out of handcuffs and has coordination and reaction like a cat. Nikki can't control her. Nikki's husband can walk through walls and Nikki's son can make machines do what he wants. He went to an ATM and made it spit out like 10 grand. What a kid.

Seeing How Stuff Works -- The bad guy in the show is named Sylar. He has the ability to see how things work. So he can look at people with abilities and see how it works for them. He's obsessed with being special so he goes around killing special people DNA or whatever and taking there abilities. Right now he can move objects with his mind, melt stuff, is super smart and a bunch of unknown stuff. The guy who Mooches Other Abilities is named Peter. He doesn't have to kill people to get there ablities. All he does is go near them and he gets them. Right now he can read minds, paint the future, fly, and regenerate spontaneously. The guy who paints the future painted him blowing up New York. Peter thinks its because he mooches to many abilities and goes into an overload. I think Peter's the one who is going to kill Sylar.

That sorta explains something. It's so hard to explain. It's sooo good though. Anyways, 10/10. I'm out.

TV Series Review : Dexter


Dexter is not normal. He does not feel like a regular person and he cannot feel love. He also doesn't like sex (whaaat?). He gets urges to kill people. Dexter is a blood splatter specialist for the floridawhateverpolicepeople. He isn't a bad person, so when he gets the urges he does his own personal detective work and kills bad people. He brings justice to the people the police won't bring justice too. Dexter was adopted and his adopted father happened to be a C.S.I. kinda dude and taught him exactly how to do it all without getting caught (the show consists of brief flashbacks to Dexter's childhood).

So Dexter does his thing.....killing bad people, and its pretty cool. Add another serial killer who knows everything about Dexter and happens to be dating Dexter's sister and messing with Dexter's head (eg. killing Dexter's real father whom he had never met so that he happens to inherit a house and then helping him clean it out with Dexter's sis so he can learn more about Dexter)....and it gets really crazy cool.

It's C.S.I meets serial killer. Just a tad less on the whole hardcore forensics.

I'm fairly sure its an HBO show which pretty much means there is some swears and brief nakedness (usually dead people).

I'll give this show a 9/10.

2/13/2007

2/12/2007

Wow this guy is even better.

Whoever did this is my new hero.

this is how you draw a car on MS. Paint.

crazy guitar dude.


Check out the news article here.

2/08/2007

Nunavut Calling

So... there's this person who spends a bunch of time checking out our site who lives on the border of Manitoba and Nunavut. If this is you, could you please tell us which province/territory that you live in? It would be really bitchin' if our #1 fan was from Nunavut!
(If you're unaware of just how wicked awesome Nunavut is, you can check some info out here.)

2/07/2007

The Complex Reality of An Inconvenient Truth


Do you think you can take on the responsibilities of a climate change? Climb into the Presidents shoes for a fun game where, you as President, make the choices that will make a difference .

When I finished the game I succeeded in reaching the carbon dioxide reduction goals... yet raveged my country with wealth and crime. CRAP! You see if you can do better!

Play Here

Armed Invasion


Another addictive game. Upgrade your defences and increase your chances OR die.

Before "Douche" Became a Popular Insult

They used to show these commercials during dinner. I would always finish my salad really quickly because after I saw one of these commercials I couldn't eat salad dressing for the rest of that night.

Lost in Translation

The Following is the Top Ten Unitentionally Bad Website Adresses:

1. www.whorepresents.com
"Who Represents" where you can find the name of the agent that represents a celebrity

2. www.expertsexchange.com
"Experts Exchange" where programmers can exchange advice and views

3. www.penisland.net
"Pen Island" for all your pen needs--and that's it. Got it?

4. www.therapistfinder.com
"The Therapist Finder." Hmmmm.

5. www.powergenitalia.com
"Power Gen Italia," the Italian Power Generator company. I wonder if they link to www.penisland.com? Bad. Joke.

6. www.molestationnursery.com
"Mole Station Native Nursery" in New South Wales

7. www.ipanywhere.com
"IP Anywhere" for your computer software needs (and only those needs)

8. www.cummingfirst.com
"First Cumming Methodist Church"

9. www.speedofart.com
"Speed of Art" designers

10. www.gotahoe.com
"Go Tahoe" holiday brochure website

Crazy Laws

Everyone loves a good 'ol crazy law! I found a list of crazy laws in America that you can check out here. One of my favourites is, "In California a city ordinance states that a $500 fine will be given to anyone who detonates a nuclear device within city limits." First of all, it's only a $500 fine? Secondly, would there even be a city left after the nuke had detonated? And finally, this law suggests that it's actually ok to set nukes off as long as you don't do it in the city!

Beware of the Gays


Check out this "Christian" website that I came accross. It has a list of artists who are supposedly either gay or propogate a gay message. I'd like to know, "since when was Jay-Z a homo?"

2/06/2007

Joey and David

These guys produce some of the funniest original material on YouTube. Check out their vids there and visit their website at http://www.joeyanddavid.com/

Watch Prince

Okay, watch this until the silhouette scene ends. Take note of Prince's guitar and the silhouette. I know its supposed to look like the devil, but.....haha.

I'm sorry, but in a room full of guys watching football....you get bad ideas.

Superbowl Commercial -- GTA Coke

This was one of my favorite Superbowl commercials. There were a lot of other real good ones though. I may post them them also.

2/03/2007

This Weeks Sign of the Apocalypse


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In 2006 Barry bonds batted .270, hit 26 HR, and had 77 RBI.


In 2006 AL MVP Justin Morneau batted .321, hit 34 HR, and had 130 RBI.


Both of these men have recently inked 1 year deals to return to their respective clubs. Bond's deal was worth 16 million while Morneau's was worth 4.5 million. If you don't understand what the hell is going on, welcome to the club... This is after all baseball, and who really understands it anyways?


P.S. It's interesting to note that Bond's middle name is Lamar... which is quite reminiscient of another famous overpaid athlete with the middle name Lamar who is a giant douchebag as well (Raptors fans no all too well who this bagina is).

2/01/2007

Why I'm Wierder Than You

Tonight I stood in the shower for 30 minutes and
repeated the word "insectobots" for half an hour straight.
Beat that!