The Secret Lives of Celebrities

After doing quite an amount of personal investigation I am willing to make an informed and measured statement regarding the apparent identities of two NBA players.

"I have concluded by the most meticulous of standards, that Nate Robinson of the New York Knicks is indeed Curtis Jackson A.K.A. 50 Cent, and that Anderson Varejao of the Cleveland Cavaliers is undoubtedly none other than Sideshow Bob."