1/30/2008

Just Remember...

This little rodent is called the Naked Mole-Rat and is from Africa.
So if you are having a bad day and feeling sorry for yourself,
Just Remember:
Going through life is hard enough,
but to go through life looking like an ugly dick with buck teeth must be horrible!



1/18/2008

Another Reason Not To Do It In Italy


Italy's Supreme Court ruled that it is NOT illegal to SECRETLY videotape you and your partner doing the dirty as long as it isn't distributed without permission. So, if your doing some guy (or girl) in Italy.....you better check for hidden cameras.

Beware of the following suspicious lines :

"I'm not actually recording hunny"
"That's not a videocamera, it's a telescope"
"I DONT CARE IF I CANT SEE WITHOUT MY GLASSES, I WANT THE LIGHTS ON"
"The little light in my closet is my Glow-in-the-dark Rosary"

The article goes on to say that a 49-year old guy from Rome, whom I'm going to call Tony, videotaped himself and his girl multiple times (there was a box of videos). When they broke up he sent her the videos with a note saying "These are my last thoughts of you."

Okay, seriously, burn.

Read about it more here......if you really want.......

Crazy Football Fan or Crazy Mom?

A father didn't like that his 7 year old kid refused to wear a Green Bay Packers jersey and cheer for his team. So he threw the jersey on the kid using tape and such and taped him to a chair. His wife took pictures with her cellphone and called the cops. The guy was arrested and the wife filed a restraining order. The father claims the son refused as a joke, that he taped him up as a joke, and it was all a misunderstanding. He could be telling the truth since the kid was laughing as the mother took pictures, but seemed to freak out once he couldn't get out. Still, it makes me wonder why the father didn't untie him once the freaking started.......

Whose crazy? The mom or dad? You Decide.


Read about it more here.

Mind of Mencia 7-11 Clerk

watch the entire thing. sooo good.

1/12/2008