This Weeks Sign of the Apocalypse

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In 2006 Barry bonds batted .270, hit 26 HR, and had 77 RBI.

In 2006 AL MVP Justin Morneau batted .321, hit 34 HR, and had 130 RBI.

Both of these men have recently inked 1 year deals to return to their respective clubs. Bond's deal was worth 16 million while Morneau's was worth 4.5 million. If you don't understand what the hell is going on, welcome to the club... This is after all baseball, and who really understands it anyways?

P.S. It's interesting to note that Bond's middle name is Lamar... which is quite reminiscient of another famous overpaid athlete with the middle name Lamar who is a giant douchebag as well (Raptors fans no all too well who this bagina is).