DEATH BY VENDING MACHINE!!!!
So I was browsing some statistics (American) and stumbled upon this lovely...13 people each year are killed by Vending Machine's falling on them. There it is...death by vending machine. Now I know we've all seen the Homer Simpson clip where he struggles with the vending machine, but how determined (or desperate) are these brave souls who wrestle with the injustice of having to pay a machine for a small snack item. I can say this much about them; Vending machine 13...fat hungry guys 0.
2 comments:
I cant even imagine how you would do that funeral.
"Gary was a good guy... who really loved ring-o-los. Take comfort in knowing that Gary died pursuing what he loved."
Gary just wanted to be loved.....
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