4/25/2007

Random Odds


Odds of being an astronaut: 13,200,000 to 1 (sorry kids)
Odds of getting a hole in one: 5,000 to 1 (sorry tiger)
Odds of finding out your child is a genius: 250 to 1 (sorry parents)
Odds of getting away with murder: 2 to 1 (sorry jonas)
Odds of dating a supermodel: 88,000 to 1 (sorry shallow dude)
Odds of being considered possessed by Satan:7,000 to 1 (sorry satan)
Odds of becoming a saint: 20,000,000 to 1 (sorry priests)

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3 comments:

Jonas said...

That means I still have "a chance" of getting away with murder though.

Jash said...

I was writing an e`xam and in the middle of it i totally stopped and wondered what my odds were of getting away with murder if i stabbed the guy ne`xt to me with a pencil. i figured that theres a slim enough chance to convince the whole e`xam hall it was some sort of an accident, but there was no way id get away clean.....

so the odds depend on how u kill the guy.....and how u kil lthe person depends on your plan (e`xcluding Second Degree Murder and manslaughter) which depends on your inteligence. Someone should come up with the Odds of getting away with it and youri nteligence level.....itd be so helpful.

DSW said...

I guess those crazy Pentecostals can't use the phrase "the devil made me do it" anymore..