This past week I was reading about St. Jerome (AD. 347-420) a monk who had a lot of issues surrounding sex. Man this guy was obsessed with the ladies. Anyways, he tells a story about a young monk who I believe is a candidate for "World's Biggest Badass!" This monk, "a young martyr whose torture consisted of being intimately fondled by a beautiful harlot and who, when he could no longer control his desires, bit off his tongue and spat it in her face." What? Hold on.... the guy was getting a bj, and then bit his own tongue off and spit it in her face! Holy Crap! That's insane!! And very deserving of the title, "Badass"! In my opinion this guy was even more badass than
Aaron Ralston. Remember him? He was the hiker whose arm got stuck under a boulder so he cut it off with a dull pocket knife.
3 comments:
it doesnt mention how he cried like a baby later cause he couldnt talk anymore and persuade the ladies to go down on him again.
Would you rather cut your arm off or bite your tongue off? Personally, Id rather bite my arm off. HAHA! That would just be funny to watch.
i totally read your HAHA as an evil scientist laugh.
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