Charlton Heston Ain't Got Nothin on Lego Moses

If you enjoy reading your bible or like stories from the bible in general and wish they had pictures, this is for you.

If you watched "Monty Python and the Holy Grail" and thought the Lego reenactment of the Knights of the Round Table song was pretty funny, you may find this amusing.

If you own at least one of the Star Wars Lego video games, you'll more than likely enjoy a chuckle at this.

It's an entire site dedicated to the creation of "The Brick Bible". Essentially the bible with Lego people pictures and some amusing speech bubbles.

Move over Comic Bible.

Visit here: www.thebricktestament.com (caution may contain pictures of extreme lego violence)

Added Bonus: The Camelot song from Monty Python



I apologize if any of this has been previously posted. Enjoy.

Robots.

Everyone take note of the name: Yoshiyuki Sankai. He has created a technology that if used for evil could lead to some very anime-esque apocalypse scenarios. The Hybrid Assistive Limb (Hal) created at Tokyo university adds strength and power to the person using it. Also, (and more importantly) it allows the user to look like a total badass and destroy inferior humanoids with the merciless efficiency of a godless killer robot. Let's hope this Dr. Sankai is a nice guy. He wields the power to kill us all.

Spiderman 3

Do NOT go and see this movie. I repeat do not actually pay money for this film. I actually did and wish I could have 2 hours and 2o minutes of my life back.

Canadian spy games?!

Canadian coin collectors beware! If you or anyone you know have a commemorative Canadian 25 cent coin with a red poppy on it, you may be under surveilance of the Canadian Government...or at least the U.S. intelligence thought. Don't believe the crazy accusations? Read the full article off the Globe And Mail.

The Last Stand

Manage your time during the daylight hours to search for weapons, survivors and to repair. Move with the WASD keys and aim/shoot with your mouse. Reload with the R key. Press space bar to switch weapons. Can you survive all 20 nights? I did.

Play Here.

Stop Disasters..

A game where its your responsibility to avoid

global disaster with you as the preventative architect...

Play Here.

Fun With Logic!

check out this game that i found while randomly trolling the interweb. if you can get past level 22, you deserve a medal. you will become my hero for the day. seriously.

check the link out

Oh Bruce Willis....

for those of you who didn't catch it, bruce willis did an interview on tsn during the raptors game the other night in which he appeared to have had more than a few "wobbly pops"before the interview. he refused to give the interview (which was really a shameless plug for his new Die Hard movie) unless some kid sitting beside him was included. and to top it all off, he used a word that one cannot repeat on this family-friendly site.......so i'll let bruce say it to you himself!



you tell me, was he drunk or not? more importantly, is this a big deal or not? viewers only lodged one (1) complaint about it though, so apparently it isn't. isn't this the same continent where janet jackson's nipple 'slip' ended her career?

oh yeah, the one other issue here: what kind of sports media is tsn? seriously, they're turning into a canadian version of fox! they might as well start bringing canadian tv stars to games to plug ctv's shows! what happened to the sports coverage? in the words of a famous fast food commercial, Where's the Beef?!?

Note to Self...

"Effective immediately, I must give up smoking and begin to wear pajamas to bed."

Two Words...

Dragon Penis.

The Best Street Soccer Freestyler

Wait until you see this kid Tsatsulow... absolutely mind bottling.... or blowing.

Pics to Polaroids

Now you can magically convert any of your digital pics into polaroids. For those who miss that old school white edging around your photos, click here to convert.

Save the Bunny!

You've only got so long to complete the task... or else!

Play Here.

Take the Lust Test

Are you guilty of the sin of lust?
Take the test here
I scored 50% which apparently makes me a perve.....ha

7 Deadly Sins

This site lists and goes over the 7 deadly sins.
My favorites are....
Lust --> Why do you do it? Oh please.
Anger --> Your punishment in Hell will be: You'll be dismembered alive.
Check it out here

Random Odds

Odds of being an astronaut: 13,200,000 to 1 (sorry kids)
Odds of getting a hole in one: 5,000 to 1 (sorry tiger)
Odds of finding out your child is a genius: 250 to 1 (sorry parents)
Odds of getting away with murder: 2 to 1 (sorry jonas)
Odds of dating a supermodel: 88,000 to 1 (sorry shallow dude)
Odds of being considered possessed by Satan:7,000 to 1 (sorry satan)
Odds of becoming a saint: 20,000,000 to 1 (sorry priests)

Check out more stats here!

There is hope for us!

According to a recent study your intelligence has nothing to do with your overall wealth. The average income difference between a person with an IQ score in the normal range (100) and someone in the top two percent of society (130) is currently between 6,000 and 18,500 dollars per year (thats a pay difference not a wealth difference). But when it came to total wealth and the likelihood of financial difficulties, people of below average and average intelligence did just fine when compared to the super-intelligent.

So yea, if your stupid and you happen to be into money....theres hope. The Article is here.

Let's Deposit a Horse

Too drunk to go home, but stuck with your horse? No worries, visit your bank!

Full story here

It's the time, of the season for loving!

Wow...I don't even have words.......................nope I got nothing!

The Odds Of Death

After reading Judas' post on vending machines i wondered what the odds were of dying. Here are some of them.....

Odds of Dying of External Causes of Injury - 1 in 22
(ex. car crash, shot, plane...ANYTHING UNNATURAL)

Odds of Dying from a Motor Vehicle Accident - 1 in 100

Odds of Dying from an Air Travel Accident - 1 in 20,000

Odds of Dying from a Dog Attack - 1 in 147,717

Odds of Dying from Asteroid Impact - 1 in 500,000

Odds of Dying from Fireworks Discharge - 1 in 615,488

Odds you'll kill yourself - 1 in 121

Check some more out here and here.

DEATH BY VENDING MACHINE!!!!

So I was browsing some statistics (American) and stumbled upon this lovely...13 people each year are killed by Vending Machine's falling on them. There it is...death by vending machine. Now I know we've all seen the Homer Simpson clip where he struggles with the vending machine, but how determined (or desperate) are these brave souls who wrestle with the injustice of having to pay a machine for a small snack item. I can say this much about them; Vending machine 13...fat hungry guys 0.

the saga continues....

so......this weeks action in the war of racism brought to you by Don Imus and Al Sharpton. my question: is there a right way to handle something like this?

obviously Imus should not have said what he did - but to be fair, his comments were not inherently racist. the fact that he said them regarding a team comprised of black athletes is what made them racist in the eyes of the beholders. if he had said the same thing about a team of white athletes, would the reaction be the same? or would this not even be a blip on the media radar (remember, he was a shock jock to begin with)? is the problem for Don Imus that he is racist? or that American society is way too sensitive?

let's not forget that Al Sharpton's words, rather than help bring some desperately needed reconciliation, turned what was a pinprick into a gaping wound. are his actions, which perpetuate racism in America by blowing it out of proportion, acceptable? or should he also be held accountable for his words?

let me know what you think.


on a completely uncontroversial note, hello to everyone. i'm the newbie. i promise i'll post more links to help you waste time (the internet is so cool that way). until then, semper ubi sub ubi!

NEW LAYOUT.

Any comments about the new layout?

Plus, one of Jash's friends has been sent an invite to become a contributor... be on the lookout for a new member.

Making the Typical Video

Mute Math - Typical

One of the craziest band videos I have ever seen. They sing backwards....the drummer plays backwards....its all...backwards.....

I'm going to post the making of, if I can find it.

Dear "Cancerous-Tumor" in my friend,

This is what I think of you.

Stop killing my friend.
That is all.

Miss USA 2007 is...........

Mark my words... this poo pirate goes home this week. This is prophetic.

Trouble Paying Rent?

Don't fall behind on your rent with this landlord, or she will straight up kick your ass!

Click Here.

#200

It's hard to believe, but it's finally here. We have officially reached our 200th post! Congrats on the not-so-hard-work... and cheers to all the culture bashing and laughs we've had thus far!

Comments About Church in Comic Form

Or maybe about some church leaders.

Stroumboulopoulos interviews Tony Campolo

I like George.

I like Tony.

Here's the two together.

Take the time to watch it... it's about real world issues.

Can Gays be Cured?

This is a big issue and this video will probably raise more questions than answers. No closure here.

Who Who Who?

Borat - Speaking in tongues

What do you guys think about this?

Do you laugh?
Do you cry?
Do you even care?

The Skinny on Rubbin' It Out

The Good Reverend ran the numbers and proved that this cannot be true:

Click Here for the "Truth"

Game Time.

A game in which you have to catch Superman on film to proceed to the next level. I scored a 79.

Click Here.

Shocking!

Probably the funniest thing I have ever read.

Click Here.

Every Eminem Song Ever in One

Enjoy Wasting Your Time!!

I made it to level 47. If you can get to level 50, i want to know how!!!

Play Here.

Welcome Olly

I just typed in "welcome" in youtube to find a clever video to welcome our second female star to M4M (Jonas being the first). This is what came up; Rowan Atkinson Live: Welcome to Hell. How fitting.

Welcome Olly.

Treadmill Superheroes

Do you approach treadmills with fear and trepidation? Have no fear, OK Go is here!

This is officially one of the funniest videos I have ever seen, and has, by far, the best treadmill antics ... Enjoy!

Slouchers Unite!

A recent study has shown that sitting upright at a 90 degree angle can cause strain to your lower lumbar discs...in other words, lower back pain. In fact leaning back with a 'slight slouch' is supposed the be the best position when sitting. So go ahead and buy the la-z-boy you've always dreamed of and remeber to slouch whenever possible.

Mute Math: Flesh and Bones - Electric Fun

My apologies to all those who are still living in the dark ages... but MuteMath is the greatest thing since sliced bread. Their recent DVD release Flesh and Bones - Electric Fun is almost as fun as actually hitting up a concert and watching the guys improv on everything in the room. I've taken the time to rip the DVD audio so you dont have to. The cd ends up being an energetic, crowd involved, live performance, that makes you move.

Download it here.

Official Movie Review: 300

So its like 1:30 am and I just finished watching 300 (online of course). This is gonna be brief because I'm so tired so bare with me. I'm trying not to be irrational because my imput is still so fresh having just finished the flick, so I will review with restraint in mind.

With that said, this is one of the worst movies I have ever seen. Absolute crap from beginning to end. The movie literally has no value. Plot: crap. Narration: crap. Character development: crap. Costumes: HA! Crap (they're practically naked the whole movie). Overall impression: absolute crap.

I never read reviews before I watch any of these movies, but I wasn't surprised when I just took a jump over to Rotten Tomatoes and discovered how many other people thought this movie sucked.

One critic wrote: "The stylized action, set to crunching guitar riffs, feels suffocating in its artificiality. The dialogue comes cribbed from T-shirt slogans (real men wear crimson!) and Bruce Springsteen songs (no retreat, no surrender!). Women exist either to writhe around naked (frat boys confused by the way Snyder's camera ogles the men can take solace in Xerxes' frenzied lesbians) or act tough like a Spartan man, minus the sweat.

Please, as a society that values good entertainment to forget the reality of our meaningless materialistic North American live's... can we forget that this movie ever existed and banish it to the trash bin of history along with The Four Feathers, Barber Shop, and Monster's Ball.

Dumbied

Kapanen "What's my name... What's my name..."

This Man Will Eat Your Babies

Interactive Horoscope

When your grandma wanted to learn something about her future, she had to leaf through the friggin paper to read some crap that some junior journalist threw together the night before.... all the while oblivious to the fact that the cheap ink from that paper was smearing off all over her fingers. Save yourself from the trouble of having to scrub cheap ink off of your hands and visit here. This site allows you to choose pics as answers to questions such as, "What is your idea of fun?" Go ahead... check it out... no wrinkly skin required.

A Message From The Man

To smoke, or not to smoke...

So have you heard this? Smoking can actually improve your mental capabilities...or so researchers believe. Some test have shown that nicotine has improved mental awarness in alzheimers patients. You can read more about it here.
Why was smoking so frowned upon again? Oh that's right the whole cancer thing...well if you can't remember names or faces you might as well light up some stogies.

Hold on to your knickers lads!

Some big time hits in the sport of rugby. Keep in mind that these gents wear no equipment...not even in the nether regions!

The History Lesson

For all you retards who slept throug history class or did too much alcohol and drug abuse the night before.

These are the top 20 greatest historical myths.

Click here.

The Office : Future Dwight

Because you should be watching The Office.

Because Dwight is pure funny.

NOTICE: WE WANT YOU!

Over the past 2 days we are averaging 100 visitors per. That's great. Here's a message to you all. M4M is an "open contribution" blog... meaning WE WANT YOU to join us and become an administrator here.

Why on earth would we want strangers to be contributors on this blog? Because it's unorthodox that's why. We want to do it for the sake of the experiement...

So... if you're reading this and you have a blog already, or you're thinking about starting one, or you've never blogged before.... email minutesformemories@gmail.com with your email so I can enable you as a contributor!

We're bringin sexy back, YEA!

Little Blue Men

Never make bets while drunk, or you'll end up Peyton Manning

Chicago Bears fan Scott Wiese made a bet at a bar saying if the Bears lost the Superbowl he'd change his name to Peyton Manning (QB for the Colts....the team they were against) . The Bears lost, but lucky for Scott the judge wouldn't let him change his name. I guess one Peyton is enough.

See the article here

Beer & Water

In the past: Beer = the Devil... In the present: Water = the Devil

Here's the proof...
In the year of 2007 Jennifer Strange, age 28, died of water intoxication whilst participating in a water-drinking contest from a local radio station.

What will them fundamentalist Christians do?

Here's the article.

Facebook Fad

Facebook has stormed the world converting even the strongest myspace haters into facebook believers. Don't believe me? Ask Jonas. He's a living convert. Anyways, M4M now has a super wicked crazy awesome facebook group that i expect everybody to join. Yes, I just said super wicked crazy awesome (it's that good). So just search for "Minutes for Memories" under groups and it'll come up. I expect you all to join (repeated). Especially Nunavut.

Deas Vail...

Forget for a second about the melodic vocal lines and lullaby guitars, forget that I'm telling you a ghost story, and that there's a lady in the band. What you're left with is earnest indie rock that starts with a classically trained vocalist and a band raised on Super Mario Brothers. It ends up anything but simple, full of life and trickery - perhaps akin to the sound your heart makes when being blasted into space.

Download Here.

(Sounds like Mae/Anberlin/Something Corporate)

http://www.deasvail.com/

http://www.myspace.com/deasvail

Andy Phone Incident

i just started watching this show and from the very moment i started I realized why everyone loves it.

Pic of the Day

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K - FED Takes on Google.

K-Fed is pretty much the coolest guy ever. He married a really great person, created the best cd of the year, and now has even defeated Google. Thats right... Google has become obsolote with the invention of the new K-Fed Search Engine. When you use Kevin to search the internet K-Fed gives back as well. Every time you use this engine to search the web you stand a chance of winning authentic autographed K-Fed gear! How awesome is that?

Peyton Manning is the Greatest

A Tribute to Queen.

By request, a tribute to Queen... I've searched and i have come to the conclusion that you can't do a tribute to Queen, they were way awsome! However, i will not discredit the foo fighters attempt, they were good, just youtube doesn't have a video with good sound quality (we aim for excellence on M4M). Here is 'Tie Your Mother Down'. Enjoy :)

End of Your Rope?

We've all had those days at work where we've wanted to just "lose it"! An annoying coworker usually doesn't help the situation. Watch what happens when the guy in the middle on the right pushes his luck as he keeps throwing crap at his fellow companion.

All Apologies...

So... you guys here are all well aware of my outward disdain for celebrities. With that in mind, I wanted to recognize an important accomplishment. Britney has left rehab. Hooray! In no time flat Brit has graduated highest honours and received her loser diploma. Here's some good recent footage of Brit finally escaping the confines of drug-free life.

A Tribute to Floyd.

I don't think we've posted a tribute on this blogspot yet have we? If we have it probably wasn't a serious one. This is a video from Dream Theater. They did a concert and covered Pink Floyd's Dark Side of the Moon album. I don't think that guitar solo could have been done as good as David Gilmour plays it. P.S don't mind the douche bag singing.

SNL - Chris Rock

Rock pontificates on the plight of white women and balck men.

Wowzersssssssssss!

So I was over at www.blogsrater.com and someone posted a review of the site. I thought it would likely have been a really bad review seeing as we're all a bunch of students with no time to invest here right now... But on the contrary... this person was so mezmerized by our loser couch jumping abilities that they had this to say:

"When I first clicked on the link to this blog, I was expecting some cheesy "sentimental" entries, but I was wrong. This blog is a mix of a scrapbook of random funny videos/pictures, but also has entries with thought and insight. Most of the entries have pictures that speak for themselves so if you're not a person with the patience to sit there and burn your eyes out with long entries, this blog is perfect for you. This is definitely a 10/10 blog filled with endless entertainment! The fact that the blogwriters were all Canadian got a few bonus points from me as well...haha. =D"

FEEL THE LOVE GENTLEMEN.... LET IT SOAK IN LIKE
SUNSHINE ON A WARM SUMMERS DAY!

So a while a go there was a movie released entitled Beowulf and Grendel. Not a very good movie from what I've heard, however there is an alternative version. I must say I am impressed; and to think that they didn't have to hire any actors at all. Intrigued? Click here to watch all 3 parts of the movie.

The Dumbass Test

Do you think you know it all? Take this test, it doesn't lie.

http://www.addictinggames.com/dumbasstest.html

Invisi-Bandages