Official Movie Review: The Break-Up
The Break up is a romantic comedy starring Vince Vaughn and Jennifer Whatshername, that eventually turns out to be a tragic sack of crushed rectums. What was initially inteded to be a believable script of an "ish happens" real life relationship, ends up a tired script mimicking an even crappier episode of Degrassi High. This movie was so bad that I have been thinking of ways to remove it from human existence for the betterment of society... In the words of Krusty the Klown, "I could've pulled a better movie out of my... Hey hey hey hey Kids!" Please, if you have not yet seen this movie, save yourself from the crapfest and donate it to the awesome old Salvation Army lady at the mall ringing the bell. If you have been the victim of a screening of this film... there will be a support group meeting at my place each Tuesday night at 7:30, just after Thumbsuckers Anonymous.
If I had to summarize this movie's effect on its viewers I would suggest that it is very likely that it would make you fart blood.
3 comments:
i kinda liked the movie. vince vaughn had some pretty good lines. i admit the movie was a tad bit repetitive with both of them trying to make the other jealous, but it wasnt THAT bad. maybe i only liked it cause i saw it in the theater.
GO TO HOCKEY FLETCHER
Or because you saw Jen's ass YOU ASS PIRATE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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