Church History 101
K. So there's this guy named Origen (185-254), and he thinks he's on the cutting edge of biblical interpretation or something...
So he reads Matthew 19:12. In this passage, Jesus stated, "...and there are also eunuchs who made themselves eunuchs for the sake of the kingdom of heaven. He who is able to accept this, let him accept it."
K. So he reads this literally and then chops his junk off. The end.
2 comments:
What a knob!! Get it?
after reading the word eunuch i knew exactly where this was going, but still laughed histarically when i read your punch line.
you stole my "the end" ....but used it well so i cant say much.
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