if water is jesus...whats the devil?

In a recent post entitled "kasper and josh's conversation at the gym" we came to the conclusion that water is liquid Jesus. One very wise and respectful person asked soon after "if water is Jesus, what is the devil?". Well let me answer that.

The devil, is nothing more then a Ford Focus. It's cheap and ugly and just downright terrible. However, people still buy Ford Focuses (why?!) just like they still buy into the devil. So, generally speaking, the devil is no more then random crap.

Always remember, you can't kill water by running it over with a Ford Focus, but you can kill a Ford Focus by fueling it with water - or just plain drowning it.

And if Jesus is feeling creative..... water pours down on a nearby hill causing a mudslide to occur and it burrys any random crap (*cough Ford Focus cough*) in its path.

Either or.....Good game Ford Focus.