1/30/2008

Just Remember...

This little rodent is called the Naked Mole-Rat and is from Africa.
So if you are having a bad day and feeling sorry for yourself,
Just Remember:
Going through life is hard enough,
but to go through life looking like an ugly dick with buck teeth must be horrible!



1/18/2008

Another Reason Not To Do It In Italy


Italy's Supreme Court ruled that it is NOT illegal to SECRETLY videotape you and your partner doing the dirty as long as it isn't distributed without permission. So, if your doing some guy (or girl) in Italy.....you better check for hidden cameras.

Beware of the following suspicious lines :

"I'm not actually recording hunny"
"That's not a videocamera, it's a telescope"
"I DONT CARE IF I CANT SEE WITHOUT MY GLASSES, I WANT THE LIGHTS ON"
"The little light in my closet is my Glow-in-the-dark Rosary"

The article goes on to say that a 49-year old guy from Rome, whom I'm going to call Tony, videotaped himself and his girl multiple times (there was a box of videos). When they broke up he sent her the videos with a note saying "These are my last thoughts of you."

Okay, seriously, burn.

Read about it more here......if you really want.......

Crazy Football Fan or Crazy Mom?

A father didn't like that his 7 year old kid refused to wear a Green Bay Packers jersey and cheer for his team. So he threw the jersey on the kid using tape and such and taped him to a chair. His wife took pictures with her cellphone and called the cops. The guy was arrested and the wife filed a restraining order. The father claims the son refused as a joke, that he taped him up as a joke, and it was all a misunderstanding. He could be telling the truth since the kid was laughing as the mother took pictures, but seemed to freak out once he couldn't get out. Still, it makes me wonder why the father didn't untie him once the freaking started.......

Whose crazy? The mom or dad? You Decide.


Read about it more here.

Mind of Mencia 7-11 Clerk

watch the entire thing. sooo good.

1/12/2008

12/30/2007

Habib Dance And Sing

this is my sisters best friend. She made a video. Don't Ask.

12/22/2007

Just In Time For Christmas!!

How to make bedroom slippers out of Maxi Pads:

Directions:
You need four maxi pads to make a pair. Two of them get laid out flat, for the foot part. The other two wrap around the toe area to form the top. Tape or glue each side ofthe top pieces to the bottom of the foot part.

These slippers are:
* Soft and Hygienic
* Non-slip grip strips on the soles
* Built in deodorant feature keeps feet smelling fresh
* No more bending over to mop up spills
* Disposable and biodegradable
* Environmentally safe
* Three convenient sizes: Regular, Light and Get out the Sand Bags.


12/21/2007

12/06/2007

12/05/2007

Emo Philips: One of the Best Comics Ever

Sherri Shepherd: Stupid Christian Pt. 2

This moron thinks that it's still possible to sail a boat off of the edge of the world. What the hell are people being taught on Sundays??

Sherri Shepherd: Idiot Christian Pt. 1

Try not to laugh... she's not joking. Jesus' birth predates everything... including: the Earth, trees, Moses, Abraham, and even Noah!!

11/28/2007

11/25/2007

For Santas Only.

Some kid in Michigan was out late and tried to sneak back into his place of residence (it was a social services agency), so he decided to go down the chimney. He has no Santa skillz though, so naturally, he got stuck. Someone heard him moaning n groaning and the fire department got him out. He didn't die or anything so it's all good. Just a few scratches. Read about it more here if your interested, although i pretty much summed it up.

p.s. is it santa clause or santa claus cause like wikipedia says santa claus and a bunch of places say santa clause so im pretty santa confizzled.

11/21/2007

Crazy Japanese Game Show

Watch to the end... so great!