kasper and josh's conversation at the gym

Kasper : here have some water

Josh : nah man

Kasper : scared your going to get my STDs?

Josh : yup, I can see it now, 'Mom I got Herpes from Kaspers water bottle.' But seriously, I have a throbbing headache, so no water.

Kasper : water is liquid Jesus. It heals all

Josh : what????

(random guy walks into changeroom)

Kasper : the earth is made of 75% water. People are made of 75% water. Jesus was a person....so water is 75% Jesus.

Josh : wow i never thought of it like that.

(5 seconds later)

Josh : WAIT, that doesn't make any sense whatsoever. Dude, theres some sort of fallacy in there.

Kasper : it makes total sense.

Random Guy : I have no idea what you guys are talking about. All I hear is Jesus and a lot of water.

Kasper : don't bother bro. He doesn't even get it (looks at me)

Josh : you aren't making any sense. If Jesus is 75% water, that doesn't mean water is 75% Jesus.

Kasper : your right, that makes water 100% Jesus.

Josh : .........................

Kasper : Besides, the point is that water heals all just like Jesus.

Josh : whatever ha. that random guy thinks were crazy yo.

Kasper : oh well.

Josh : his loss.