Dice tricks
pretend hes dressed up in a witch costume whiles hes tricking it out (its halloween)
10/31/2007
Top TenHallow's Eve...
Top Ten Reasons Trick-or-treating is better than sex.
Number 1:
If you don’t get what you want, you can always go next door...
10/30/2007
Top Ten Hallow's Eve...
Top Ten Reasons Trick-or-treating is better than sex.
Number 2:
Less guilt the next morning.
10/29/2007
Top Ten Hallow's Eve...
Top Ten Reasons Trick-or-treating is better than sex.
Number 3:
It doesn’t matter if kids hear you moaning and groaning.
10/28/2007
Top Ten Hallow's Eve...
Top Ten Reasons Trick-or-treating is better than sex.
Number 4:
If you wear your Batman mask, no one thinks you’re kinky.
10/27/2007
Top Ten Hallow's Eve...
Top Ten Reasons Trick-or-treating is better than sex.
Number 5:
If you get a stomach ache, it won’t last 9 months.
10/26/2007
Top Ten Hallow's Eve...
Top Ten Reasons Trick-or-treating is better than sex
Number 6:
The person you’re with doesn’t fantasize you’re someone else.
10/25/2007
Top Ten Hallow's Eve...
Top Ten Reasons Tick-or-treating is better than sex.
Number 7:
You don’t have to compliment the person who gave you candy.
10/24/2007
Top Ten Hallow's Eve...
Top Ten Reasons Trick-or-treating is better than sex.
Number 8:
The uglier you look, the easier it is to get some.
10/23/2007
Top Ten Hallow's Eve...
Top Ten Reasons Trick-or-treating is better than sex.
Number 9:
If you get tired, wait ten minutes and go at it again.
10/22/2007
Top Ten Hallow's Eve...
Top Ten Reasons Trick-or-treating is better than sex.
Number 10:
Guaranteed to get at least a little something in the sack.
10/18/2007
10/17/2007
10/15/2007
Canadian Crisis
Check out the Daily' Show's Dan Bakkedahl and his investigation into immigration in Canada.
Features Edmonton Oiler's Raffi Torres.
Features Edmonton Oiler's Raffi Torres.
9/09/2007
Mattresses Underwater
Mattresses Underwater
There are places
Some of us can't face yet
And even though we see it
We just swear God's sleeping
So we say,
"Ash to ash, and dust to dust,
We're all gonna die so we have to trust in something"
Though it might be nothing
But it’s gotta be something.
Now we mean it in our homes where we're sleeping
We call it mattresses underwater but the gutters are seeping
So we say,
"Ask and ask and we'll return
The same old favors till it’s our own turn"
We got ash in our pockets and dust in the urn,
Another forty years for you
And yours to learn.
Love was made like some ship at bay, never to see waves
We'll probably all crash anyway.
When we see it we don't believe it
We've got our faces made for smiling, but we are weeping
We got ash in our pockets and dirt in the urn
Another forty years for you and yours to learn
You say, "all you ever talk about is dying and it's getting so old"
And we say, "love was made Like some book or a page just ripped out but never read anyway" And you say "love was made like a ship at bay never to see waves"
We should probably get used to it, but we don't!
Now I see it...Now I see it...Now I see it...Now I see so clear.
She's got her hands in her pockets and she's walking around
She's got a face made for smiling but she's making a frown
She says, "all you ever talk about is letting us down
If you ever see me dying, just put me in the ground."
8/29/2007
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