Minutes For Memories

4/30/2007

Pics to Polaroids

Now you can magically convert any of your digital pics into polaroids. For those who miss that old school white edging around your photos, click here to convert.

Save the Bunny!

You've only got so long to complete the task... or else!

Play Here.

4/29/2007

Take the Lust Test

Are you guilty of the sin of lust?
Take the test here
I scored 50% which apparently makes me a perve.....ha

7 Deadly Sins

This site lists and goes over the 7 deadly sins.
My favorites are....
Lust --> Why do you do it? Oh please.
Anger --> Your punishment in Hell will be: You'll be dismembered alive.
Check it out here

4/25/2007

Odds of being an astronaut: 13,200,000 to 1 (sorry kids)
Odds of getting a hole in one: 5,000 to 1 (sorry tiger)
Odds of finding out your child is a genius: 250 to 1 (sorry parents)
Odds of getting away with murder: 2 to 1 (sorry jonas)
Odds of dating a supermodel: 88,000 to 1 (sorry shallow dude)
Odds of being considered possessed by Satan:7,000 to 1 (sorry satan)
Odds of becoming a saint: 20,000,000 to 1 (sorry priests)

Check out more stats here!

There is hope for us!

According to a recent study your intelligence has nothing to do with your overall wealth. The average income difference between a person with an IQ score in the normal range (100) and someone in the top two percent of society (130) is currently between 6,000 and 18,500 dollars per year (thats a pay difference not a wealth difference). But when it came to total wealth and the likelihood of financial difficulties, people of below average and average intelligence did just fine when compared to the super-intelligent.

So yea, if your stupid and you happen to be into money....theres hope. The Article is here.

Let's Deposit a Horse

Too drunk to go home, but stuck with your horse? No worries, visit your bank!

Full story here

4/21/2007

It's the time, of the season for loving!

Wow...I don't even have words.......................nope I got nothing!

The Odds Of Death

After reading Judas' post on vending machines i wondered what the odds were of dying. Here are some of them.....

Odds of Dying of External Causes of Injury - 1 in 22
(ex. car crash, shot, plane...ANYTHING UNNATURAL)

Odds of Dying from a Motor Vehicle Accident - 1 in 100

Odds of Dying from an Air Travel Accident - 1 in 20,000

Odds of Dying from a Dog Attack - 1 in 147,717

Odds of Dying from Asteroid Impact - 1 in 500,000

Odds of Dying from Fireworks Discharge - 1 in 615,488

Odds you'll kill yourself - 1 in 121

Check some more out here and here.

4/19/2007

DEATH BY VENDING MACHINE!!!!

So I was browsing some statistics (American) and stumbled upon this lovely...13 people each year are killed by Vending Machine's falling on them. There it is...death by vending machine. Now I know we've all seen the Homer Simpson clip where he struggles with the vending machine, but how determined (or desperate) are these brave souls who wrestle with the injustice of having to pay a machine for a small snack item. I can say this much about them; Vending machine 13...fat hungry guys 0.

the saga continues....

so......this weeks action in the war of racism brought to you by Don Imus and Al Sharpton. my question: is there a right way to handle something like this?

obviously Imus should not have said what he did - but to be fair, his comments were not inherently racist. the fact that he said them regarding a team comprised of black athletes is what made them racist in the eyes of the beholders. if he had said the same thing about a team of white athletes, would the reaction be the same? or would this not even be a blip on the media radar (remember, he was a shock jock to begin with)? is the problem for Don Imus that he is racist? or that American society is way too sensitive?

let's not forget that Al Sharpton's words, rather than help bring some desperately needed reconciliation, turned what was a pinprick into a gaping wound. are his actions, which perpetuate racism in America by blowing it out of proportion, acceptable? or should he also be held accountable for his words?

let me know what you think.

on a completely uncontroversial note, hello to everyone. i'm the newbie. i promise i'll post more links to help you waste time (the internet is so cool that way). until then, semper ubi sub ubi!

NEW LAYOUT.

Any comments about the new layout?

Plus, one of Jash's friends has been sent an invite to become a contributor... be on the lookout for a new member.

Making the Typical Video

Mute Math - Typical

One of the craziest band videos I have ever seen. They sing backwards....the drummer plays backwards....its all...backwards.....

I'm going to post the making of, if I can find it.