My Dad on the Daily Show

For Santas Only.

Some kid in Michigan was out late and tried to sneak back into his place of residence (it was a social services agency), so he decided to go down the chimney. He has no Santa skillz though, so naturally, he got stuck. Someone heard him moaning n groaning and the fire department got him out. He didn't die or anything so it's all good. Just a few scratches. Read about it more here if your interested, although i pretty much summed it up.

p.s. is it santa clause or santa claus cause like wikipedia says santa claus and a bunch of places say santa clause so im pretty santa confizzled.

Crazy Japanese Game Show

Watch to the end... so great!

The Silent Game

Human Tetris

The Humans Are Dead

ROBOTS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

It's "Business Time"!!

Powerthirst!

It's energy for men.......MENERGY!!!!

Everyone has had more sex than me

For the record this issue doesn't bother me.

p.s. go increase your vocabulary and give some poor peeps some rice. visit www.freerice.com to do it or check out the blog post 3 posts down for more details then visit it.

Screenwriters Strike

So this isn't really brand new news (DOUBLE NEWWWW), but I'm bored and haven't written anything in a while so i figured what the heck.

So the writers are all on strike which means once they run out of pre-written scripts tv as we know it will probably come to a halt for some period. More than likely a mass amount of crappy reality shows will pop up to replace it. Sounds exciting doesn't it? What am I supposed to do...watch reality tv? Ew (I'm not dissing all reality tv...just a lot of it). Of course, the strike also affects movie scripts and whatever else you need scripts for (mind went blank). Tv is definitely my main concern though, I figure I can survive for a while without Transformers 2 and the next Steve Carell movie.

Now, don't get me wrong, I totally support the strike and what the screenwriters are doing. The writers make the show more than the actors do. They deserve to get more money and a cut of the dvd sales. I'm just giving a selfish rant because I want to find out who House hires sometime over the next year. If the strike is anything like the last time than I won't (the last strike lasted 5 months and was in 1988). So in defense for the writers, I'm going to blame the assholes not paying them for the cause of the strike.

For more info check out this article in the NY Times. It might be a crappy article. I'm tired and just grabbed the first one i found, but I figured I had to post some sort of link. So here it is. ilovetelevision.

The David Blaine Sequel

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Funniest David Blaine Ever

May Contain Course Language That May Not Be Suitable For All Ages....just most of them.

How To Escape A Fart

Watch all the way to the end for the best part!!